Couple’s Jokes

A man and his wife quarrelled. After the fight, the wife went into the bedroom. A few minutes later, the husband also trooped into the bedroom only to find the wife busy packing her suitcase! He asked “You are packing! Where are you going?”

She answered “To my mother”.
The man paused for a while and also got his big brown pure leather suitcase & started packing his clothes. The angry wife stared at him and said “You are packing! Where are you going?” 

He replied “Oh yeah! I”m going to my mother!”
The wife replied, “To your mother??!! And what about the 6 children?! Who is going to look after them?” The man replied, “You are going to your mother and I am going to my mother, the children should also go to their mother!!

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CARL UMEGBORO is a legal practitioner (Barrister & Solicitor of the Supreme Court of Nigeria) and human rights activist. He is an associate of The Chartered Institute of Arbitrators (United Kingdom). He is a prolific writer, social policy and public affairs analyst. Prior to his call to Bar as a lawyer, he had been a veteran journalist and columnist, and has over 250 published articles in various leading national newspapers to his credit. Barrister Umegboro, a litigation counsel is also a regular guest-analyst at many TV and radio programme on crucial national issues. He can be reached through: (+234) 08023184542, (+234) 08173184542 OR Email: umegborocarl@gmail.com

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